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Hey, trust me, I've ran scams like this a lot! This one will be easy and by the time she realizes it's fake we'll be far away with that staff.

Remind me of the last time any of your plans actually worked. If you hadn't gotten in the way of my contract, we wouldn't even be stuck here in the first place.

You better not mess it up this time, or I'll be testing my latest explosive spell on you next...